Welcome mate - if you think Luton is bad come and visit St Helens..... actually thinking about it don't, you will just find plenty of wannabe scousers/chavs! St Helens has plenty of attractions such as: the needle (appropriatley named) which is just a metal thing which is a poor mans version of the spike in dublin, the hardshaw centre which carters for all your shopping needs, with well known high street names such as pounland, poundworld, home and bargain and b+m. Also make sure you don't miss the world renowned ' moving statues of the job centre', quite an amazing site of people who stand outside the job centre pretending to be looking for a job whilst being paid benefits and talking about how the price of bread has gone up by 10p!

god I hate St Helens
