this simple maths test can predict who you would most like to f**k,try it and see.
pick a number between 1 and 9
then x3
then +3
then x3 again
this will leave you with a two digit number,add them together and look at the list below to see who you would most like to f**k....
1. j.lopez
2.baby spice
3.britney spears
4.lynsey dawn
5.rachel stevens
6.madonna
7.ginger spice
8.jennifer aniston
9. a gay hairy biker
10.jemma atkinson

you have to be hone

That old chestnut, same as the film one a few months ago

I love it just as much as the balloons on your car