a man and woman who had never met found themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.The woman on the top bunk and he in the lower.During the night the woman woke and asked "sorry to bother you, would you reach into the closet and get me a second blanket i'm freezing". "I've a better idea" he replied " why don't we pretend we are married". "Wow what a great idea" she said "good" he replied "Get your own f**king blanket you lazy fat c**t".

spot on...........

There is a offensive joke thread in members' section mate

sorry did'nt realise......will post them there in future