just received a text from Gavin, sent to Sam, asking what Ben is into playing with, I suggested back train set or Scalextric, anyway Gaving thought it a good idea.

I have no idea who any of these are

check this out Steve,

I got a text last year

" hi honey this is my new number sorry i didn't text back sooner been busy with the kids, i've put them to bed i'll be waiting upstairs see you soon xxxx"

I didn't reply thinking obviously wrong number

3 hour later

phone rings

I anwser

Some woman shouts down the phone " what the f*** do you think your playing at Darren? what are you doing you knew this was our night together is work more important or are you cheating on me you pr***?"

im like ermm i think you have the wrong number im not Darren, no idea who he is....

Few seconds of an awkward silence she says for f*** sake and hangs up.

funny how cheating blokes always seem to have the name Darren as well

rare I get any wrong moby stuff, weird think you would get all sorts of things with what people ramble on about.

at least once a week i get a call on our land line (that we have only given to family and friends and not put on any form or websites)


"hi can i speak to Mr piggot"

Oink and hang up, they'll soon get bored

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ycizc_tOXo

I was rung up the other day by admiral asking to speak to a mrs Mary something or other, obviously that's not me and he said "so you havnt had an accident in a Xsara Picasso?"
I was like, Erm... No... Then he kind of just said sorry and hung up lol