Felt it was time for another one . Most people know the rules but if you dont:
You can only post three words
Once you've posted you have to wait for three more people to reply before you can post again
Keep it clean (ish)
I'll put it all together after 100 posts or so I'll start it off.


A long time

before the invention

Of rubber toys

no one had

ever used a

tin of hammerite

Then one day

a zebra called

Katherine Zeta Jones

sh*t right on

The face of

Justin bieber before

eating his eyes

and his gigantic

ego. During winter

They both went

To find gold

In the jungle

,George was there

as was Zippy

.when they got

To the deepest

swimming pool ever

they went skinny

dipping and splashed

A very fat

controller with ginger

hair and a

huge mole on

his ass. Later

vicki butler henderson

Put her hand

In the controller's

Pork pie flavoured

backbox. He smiled

when his greasy

fingers got inserted

Inside his rather

Large infected arse

hole that smelt

of curry from

Duncan at Morrisions!!

. Then all of

a sudden i

grabbed a weird

fat kid wearing

a green mankini

While smashing his

back doors in

with my large

extendable toilet brush

with stiff bristles

And a sticky

toffee pudding. Once

i withdrew my

Extendable toilet brush

i started licking

a wet bean

then lit a

Dancefloor on fire

with my cigarette.

Then sticky vicky

fired a watermelon

out of her

Extremely large and

hairy and scary

watermelon cannon between

Her throbbing thighs

While mr t

licked up all

of her juices

which tasted like

Shell V Power

How about that

You got beat

by ken barlow

With a piece of

Betty's hot pot

freshly made from

short and curly

Aunt Bessie's pubes

that had crabs

Called Kenneth and

Rolf Harris who

played monopoly on

their iPhones. But

then the battery

powered arse scratcher

had yellow looking

Fluff with maximum

ball tickling ability

found in Alex's

Sticky bed sheets.

His mum an

aunt rubbed his

Head and said

dont cry like

a person with

No legs or

Balls you idiot.

The next day

Les dennis came

Pretty much everywhere

and had to

wipe his large

snotty nose on

the floral curtains

Which his mrs

had bought from

randy old women

.com. The weather

wanted to roll

a fat spliff

on slippery nipples

while hopping around

The local pub

Stark bollock naked

With a tampon

for sale on

your nans head

Meanwhile on planet

Far far away

my nan signed up for

A prostate massage

because she felt (we'll finish this story soon, we're over 120 posts )

A big throbbing

badger infested lump

Which inside she found a tasty lookin

Ahhh Tezzzz. Only 3 words per go,

Shall we call it now then Duncan, Aaannnnd CUT.

You going to Edit Dunc?

Owwwwh my apolagies! I was waiting to long for a reply haha

Come on tezmeister play the game properly hahahaha

Yeah I'll put it all together in a mo Kev

im on it thorpzzzzzzzz

Yezzzzzzzzzz!!

Pretty strange as usual...


Along time ago before the invention of rubber toys no one had ever used a tin of hammerite. Then one day a zebra called Katherine Zeta Jones s**t right on the face of Justin Bieber before eating his eyes and his gigantic ego. During winter they both went to find gold in the jungle, George was there as was Zippy. When they got to the deepest swimming pool ever they went skinny dipping and splashed a very fat controller with ginger hair and a huge mole on his ass. Later Vicki Butler Henderson put her hand in the Controller's pork pie flavoured backbox. He smiled when his greasy fingers got inserted inside his rather large infected arse hole that smelt of curry from Duncan at Morrisons. Then all of a sudden I grabbed a weird fat kid wearing a green mankini while smashing his back doors in with my large extendable toilet brush with stiff bristles and a sticky toffee pudding. Once I withdrew my extendable toilet brush I started licking a wet bean then lit a dancefloor on fire with my cigerette. Then Sticky Vicky fired a watermelon out of her extremely large and hairy and scary watermelon cannon between her throbbing thighs while Mr T licked up all of her juices that tasted like Shell V Power How about that, you got beat by Ken Barlow with a piece of Betty's hot pot freshly made from short and curly Aunt Bessies pubes that had crabs called Kenneth and Rolf Harris who played monopoly on their iPhones. But then they battery powered butt scratcher had yellow looking fluff with maximum ball tickling ability found in Alex's sticky bed sheets. His mum and aunt rubbed his head and said Dont cry like a person with no legs or balls you idiot. The next day Les Dennis came pretty much everywhere and had to wipe his large snotty nose on the floral curtains which his mrs had bought from randyoldwomen.com. The weather wanted to roll a fat spliff on slippery nipples while hopping around the local pub stark bollock naked with a tampon for sale on your nans head. Meanwhile on planed Far Far Away my nan signed up for a prostate massage because she felt a big throbbing badger infested lump.

That's classic!! Had me in tears laughing!!

That is pretty special

I got a mention

nothing to boast about sticky sheets, i mean alex

Epic!

Hahaha try and read that without laughin! Tborpster n Jodie the deed is done

yeh i read it at work at my desk, i couldnt read all of it coz i was laughing and people were around.

nice one tezmeister

Yes tezmeister you da man!!!!

Ha what a read

We need help the lot of us

I missed out! <~ joining in late lol

That can be the start of the next one!

On genital herpes

Cheating I know, couldnt resist and jumping the gun a lil early lols

Said my toasted...

guys, when we do a new one we make a new thread...
and at least 3 other ppl between ur replies

I missed out on genital herpes said my toasted guys. When we do a new one we make a new thread and at least 3 other people between replies.

Hey that rhymes! Nice one Stevie

defo a good idea

made myself chuckle with that one

We need a new one of these!

get one started! they don't flow very well though
like someone always comes in and kills the sentence by saying something that is out of context

Isn't that the whole point tho, proper random??????

yeah, hard to explain what I mean

It's funny but could be more consistent like

"He smiled when his greasy fingers got inserted inside his rather large infected arse hole that smelt of curry from Duncan at Morrisons. Then all of a sudden I grabbed a weird fat kid wearing a green mankini while smashing his back doors in with my large extendable toilet brush with stiff bristles and a sticky toffee pudding"

changing tenses and that sounds kind of retarded- maybe I'm being super picky lol but it would be funnier to me if it flowed better get what I mean?
Not that it really matters

Your just being super picky

I kinda know what you mean but I think thinking too much about it might kill some of the fun. Though it can be a bit odd when it makes no sense at all.

Yeah glad someone else see's what I mean but yeah you're probably right Bexx