Pretty strange as usual...
Along time ago before the invention of rubber toys no one had ever used a tin of hammerite. Then one day a zebra called Katherine Zeta Jones s**t right on the face of Justin Bieber before eating his eyes and his gigantic ego. During winter they both went to find gold in the jungle, George was there as was Zippy. When they got to the deepest swimming pool ever they went skinny dipping and splashed a very fat controller with ginger hair and a huge mole on his ass. Later Vicki Butler Henderson put her hand in the Controller's pork pie flavoured backbox. He smiled when his greasy fingers got inserted inside his rather large infected arse hole that smelt of curry from Duncan at Morrisons. Then all of a sudden I grabbed a weird fat kid wearing a green mankini while smashing his back doors in with my large extendable toilet brush with stiff bristles and a sticky toffee pudding. Once I withdrew my extendable toilet brush I started licking a wet bean then lit a dancefloor on fire with my cigerette. Then Sticky Vicky fired a watermelon out of her extremely large and hairy and scary watermelon cannon between her throbbing thighs while Mr T licked up all of her juices that tasted like Shell V Power
How about that, you got beat by Ken Barlow with a piece of Betty's hot pot freshly made from short and curly Aunt Bessies pubes that had crabs called Kenneth and Rolf Harris who played monopoly on their iPhones. But then they battery powered butt scratcher had yellow looking fluff with maximum ball tickling ability found in Alex's sticky bed sheets. His mum and aunt rubbed his head and said Dont cry like a person with no legs or balls you idiot. The next day Les Dennis came pretty much everywhere and had to wipe his large snotty nose on the floral curtains which his mrs had bought from randyoldwomen.com. The weather wanted to roll a fat spliff on slippery nipples while hopping around the local pub stark bollock naked with a tampon for sale on your nans head. Meanwhile on planed Far Far Away my nan signed up for a prostate massage because she felt a big throbbing badger infested lump.
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