this simple maths test can predict who you would most like to f**k,try it and see.
pick a number between 1 and 9
then x3
then +3
then x3 again
this will leave you with a two digit number,add them together and look at the list below to see who you would most like to f**k....
1. j.lopez
2.baby spice
3.britney spears
4.lynsey dawn
5.rachel stevens
6.madonna
7.ginger spice
8.jennifer aniston
9. a gay hairy biker
10.jemma atkinson

Oh I got number 9 I'm going to go cry in the corner now

Just realised the joke behind it.

Tuff luck guys!! I got 5.rachel stevens

I'm happy with that

Mind you, my maths was never that great.

I got 42?

are we aloud to use a calculator for this?

haha you lot. You are supposed to always get 9

Reason:

Pick a number x such that 1 < x < 9
then multiply by 3 so you have 3x
then add 3 so you have 3x + 3 which is equal to 3(x+1)
multiply by 3 so you have 9(x+1)

So essentially the two digit number you have is in the multiplication number of 9
9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, .... so if you add the two digits you always get 9 =))
*nerd mode on*

there are about 3 other versions of this floating around on here that were posted this year...

Old joke

funny tho

I got 4...?

Someone say Susan Boyle

Seen this a million times now

I got britney spears

I chose 1.3 recurring x3 = 3.3333333etc using the rule we round up as its over .5 and pretty much 4 anyway so 4
+3 = 7
x3 = 21
2+1 = 3

You never said it had to be a whole number

that doesnt work