When the new member of FFST tripped over ther rather largely erect ice cream van and was banandoed, they often found small clumps of hairy fish cakes inserted rather cleverly inbetween there big juicy thighs. My cheerios are rather tasty today. Snap crackle pop went my undies as my grandmother revealed her massive quite scary bush, which was overgrown, and grandfather said "Iv not seen any speedboat cream to lubricate my stupidly big bell ringing robot toy. This caused panic for Thorpys mums cat. Outside was Robs post count which was now spamming outta control. More like dedication.
Rob made out with Chelle Essex under blackpool pier. Chelle woke up in a sticky hot flustered state.
Just then Tez, wiping his mouth, said "That stuff reminds me of my dad when I fiddled with a beautiful womans cock and balls, which were getting stiff like a chewy lump of aberdeen angus made at Jodies house coz she loves acting the goat at Duncans donuts".
Tez then said "I love kiddies especially on scooters with red bumpers and sabotage stickers".
Tez's salad fingers love touching rusty old women. He pokes and prods there powdery old hairy niplets, which bleed profusly until lucky charms appear. Thorpy then took his rather tiny penis and smothered ur Mrs' face with his thick hard back bible. This angered Jordan coz he wanted to smash the back doors in, but cudnt so he hired a therapist that gave very much pleasure in exchange for penny sweets and Jodiebee's sugar coated cow pats.
Then he realised that a jumbo sausage had got wedged in his tiny pet cat. Tez put his spacesuite on and jumped into bed with Justin Bieber who loves pork sword poked in his silly little face.
Meanwhile on xfactor Thorpys boyfriend Rylan threatened Dwain with his exciteable sausage. Potter was jelous and got his large wizards sleeve out a box and began to strum it furiously hard with his weak little hand.
Thorpy then took his gigantic sponge fritters and threw his massive aberdeen angus at Jodie. Ron then decided not to play like the rest who think that being dirty is a hanus crime, and childish behaviour such as spamming is perfectly acceptable, as long as your a stig of the dump.
The northerners wondered why southerners dont cry like bitches. "But they do!" shouted Jimmy Nail. "Nice crocodile shoes!"
"There alligator actually! Made by Rory!" said Tez. Then Tez's idol Chico asked the time. "3am!!! The painted cow!" was heard as Scooter were joining the caravan
Hahahaha nice! I cuda gone on forever. Good work people
Edited by TezST (16/10/12 10:11 PM)
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