A mate just showed me this... pretty funny
Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work.
"Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this
gorgeous blonde girl in a bar." "What did you do?" says the other IT
guy.
"Well, I invited her over to mine, we had a couple of drinks, we got
into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes
off."
"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
"I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my
desk next to my new laptop."
"Really? You got a new laptop?"
