Feel free to add your own...

"You're footballing ability is not to a high enough standard and you are aware of this"

"With a packet if sweets and a cheeky smile, Wenger is a generous, friendly man"

"You only seem to raise your voices when your team have a slight advantage in this football match"

"Park, Park, Wherever you may be, you eat dogs because its part of the culture and the economy is very strong"

"The match official is a chap who indulges in self-pleasuring"

"Does anybody know who over-indulged in the meat pastry snacks? i believe it was you, rotund product of unmarried sexual relations"

"Please remove your undergarment and display your frontage to the gentlemen within your proximity"

"You portly gentleman, you portly gentleman, you seem to have eaten all the pastry snacks"

"When your team was ahead you began to rejoice in song. Alas, now we have equalised you seem to have stopped"

"My garden shed is being used as a metaphor for the perceived lack of size of your sporting arena"

Lololol very good

Haha that's quality

That's very good there's a part in Delilah by Tom Jones sung by Stokies... " I stuck my **** in her eye and she laughed no more... " how could that be phrased politically correctly?

Love the undergarment one

Still trying to get "Dave Jones is a peadofile" politically correct

That's my dad's name

Your dad isn't one of them but the Sheff Wed manager is

Dave Jones is an adult that likes sexually explicit images of minors??!

Dave jones likes to play with children without parents consent?

Your stadium is not up to a very good standard and not many supporters have attended the game this evening

couple that away fans sing at Brighton.....

"Stand up if you can't sit down, stand up..........."

"Does your boyfriend, does your boyfriend, does your boyfriend know ur here........"

Maintain good oral hygiene, son and obtain access to your father's firearm and discharge it on some unmentionables from Preston