Thought i'd post up a couple more jokes


Little Susie is beginning her monthly bleeding, but isn't quite sure what is going on. Embarrassed about telling her parents and not sure who to turn to, she decides to speak to her good friend little Jonny.

Susie lifts up her dress, pulls down her panties, and shows Jonny the problem.

"Do you know whats wrong?" Susie asked

"Well, i'm no doctor." Jonny replies "But it looks like somebodys ripped your balls off!"

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One day Superman was flying around and then he saw a superwoman woman lying on the floor with her legs wide open and in the nude!

The superman flew down and decided to give superwoman a good shag.

After 15 minutes, superman has done the business and then flew off to look for more insatiable women.

Then superwoman, still lying on the ground, shouts "What the f**k was that?"

Then the invisible man says" I don't know but my a*se really hurts!"