Ford run out of RS excuses

After announcing the attractive RS Fiesta concept at the Geneva Show, Ford has been forced to announce that it can't think of any more excuses to delay making it. 'When the Focus RS was shown in concept form we had plenty of spurious reasons for why it was taking so long to reach production,' said a man who we think works for Ford. 'The dog ate the suspension diagrams, we left the power steering pump calibration notes on a bus, Paul Medhurst from 3b stole the body-in-white drawings and drew a big cock on them, that sort of thing. But with the Fiesta we've run out of feeble excuses. Oh shit, I think we might have to just get on with building this thing.'
Spies within Ford's special engineering place say that, with all excuses out of the window, work has indeed commenced on a showroom version of the sporty Fiesta. 'That's right,' confirmed a man who looked like an engineer. 'We've already got a sheet of A4 and written the date and our name at the top...'


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That's a great issue, I love the Eccleston article.

They're all good issues!! Quite how they manage to keep coming up with the goods, month in, month out is totally beyond me...

The review of 2002's F1 lineup is without doubt his finest moment. Steve and I were killing ourselves when we saw that, we had to stop and come back later...

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