get the beadle jokes over with....

Beadle……on the one hand, he had a big c#ck, on the other hand, he had a small one.

Anyone fancy joining me in business and start making 'Beadle memorial clocks’, each with a big hand and a little hand just like Jezza.

I heard that they will be doing an ITV special live from the crematorium – ‘You've been flamed’

As a mark of respect Jeremy Beadle’s family have requested all messages of condolence to be written in short hand.

What’s Jeremy Beadle and a fake Rolex watch got in common? - One big hand, one small hand and they have both stopped ticking!

What with having liver cancer and then dying of pneumonia at 59, it’s fair to say that Beadle was dealt a bad hand.

Jeremy Beadle was never any good at poker - he always had a rubbish hand.

The sad thing is he would still be alive today if only he could have got the lid off of his tablets.

In a change to our schedule, a tribute to Jeremy Beadle will be screen after News at Ten – ‘Watch out, Beadle’s conked out’

Jeremy Beadle was found next to a single glove. Detectives have yet to establish cause of death but believe the glove may have had a small hand in it

Mrs Beadle was going to go for a big spread at the wake but opted for a small finger buffet.